Sunday, February 3, 2013

This Week in Mayfair (02/04/13)

The relative word is "MAY". Unless it's diamonds, then it's a guarantee.

 You have 10 days til Valentine's Day fellas, I'm just saying.....

Are you ready? Of course you aren''re men.  Not that that's a bad thing it just means that most of you like to wait until the last minute and pick up a Boulevard bouquet on your way home from work. But you know what? That's cute because you thought of us briefly while you updated your Facebook status at Girard Ave. and it's one of the reason's we love you. That and your money, the fact that your well endowed, sensitivity,  your smile.

 Please call Antoniette at Torresdale Flowers now and make arrangements to have several dozen roses delivered to your favorite love. To place your Valentine's Day order, call or visit:

Torresdale Flowers
7332 Frankford Ave
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19136

Here are some cards that you can print out at work and deliver along with the flowers. You're so thoughtful!!  



The Grey Lodge Pub is currently having a love affair with tacos. However, understand that the taco is a fickle Latina mistress and will only allow itself to be served for consumption on Tuesday's from 5pm to 10pm. It also is a jealous lover and will only be served with one other type of taco. More than 2 different types of tacos on your hands and you've got a full-on taco cat-fight and nobody needs to see that kind of bloodshed on a Tuesday night. NOBODY.

Ole reliable Quizzo is still on Wednesday's at 8pm. But good news, I heard it just read "Fifty Shades of Grey" and it promised some anonymous BDSM action for the winnersThe safe word is "bubblegum monkey".
Then on Friday February 8th from 6pm – 9pm, here comes Old Forge with the hops! "Anil can stop his kvetching" is what the GLP website says which, I assume, is code for "Come get some you sexy beast and we'll drink Old Forge til we do something we completely regret."
On tap:
Old Forge Hop Mama 
Old Forge Overbite IPA 
Old Forge Belgian IPA
 Old Forge The Eleven

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